What? My boobs are great.
See? Perfectly fine.
I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.
Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean
My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.
Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal.
And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!
But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity.
You’re fine. They’re fine.
Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…
- They’re just boobs, man.
- I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
- Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
- Seriously, they’re just boobs. Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
- I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
- How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
- Grow up.
- No one asked you.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
If you think there’s no such thing as being good or bad at sex, then you are very bad at sex. My god, are people this stupid?
God, I wish I got to just starfish naked on the bed for every booking. That’d be amazing.
You know I really hate pulling out this line, but I’m going to this time - if sex required no talent, married men wouldn’t see us. They’d be pleasing their wives so their wives wouldn’t have stopped fucking them year ago, and their wives would be satisfying them.
Do you think other people in service jobs are also taking the piss? Is there one level of being good at customer service? At being a hostess or a waitress? All you have to do is carry food right, what’s the big deal. I bet anyone could be on their feet 10 hours a day balancing dishes that weight 20lbs at a time, negotiating with incredibly rude customers and never talking bad, dealing with bat-shit insane chefs and lazy dish-hands. Models just stand there too right? And Personal Trainers just watch people do sit ups.
I know women who can hold a condom in their mouth and give a covered blow job without the guy even noticing. I heard a story yesterday about a girl forgetting a tampon during her period who managed to whip it out, get a sponge in and dispose of it during foreplay without the dude even noticing.
I’d like to see the state of your knees and elbows and hips after you fucked for 4 hours straight, how good are you at dealing with whiskey dick?
Do you have any strategies for negotiating with drunk or drugged individuals? Can you comfort weeping strangers?
Is sitting in an office pushing paper and answering the phone so difficult? I never found it so.
Africa is the world’s second largest continent. But it’s not unusual for Americans to classify it as a single entity, ignoring the many cultural, economic and geographic differences between its 47 countries. If three countries in Africa are going through an Ebola epidemic, the other 44 must be too, right?
Over the weekend, Canadian writer Raina Delisle gained attention after penning an op-ed for the Huffington Post titled “Halloween Costumes Are Sexualizing Our Youngest Trick-Or-Treaters.”
Delisle wrote about how she took her daughter to Value Village to buy a firefighter outfit for Halloween. But to her shock and disappointment, she found that while the boys’ costumes looked like actual firefighter outfits, the girls’ costumes were prettied-up parodies that bordered on inappropriate.